Official Mad Declaration.
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Name:Miss Shermin Human Twinnie Snot Chocolate Ang Si Min.
Reason of Mad Declaration:She is Mad.
Reason of Being Mad: She is lonely.
Date of birth:9 August 1995/ 29 Jugust 1995
Date of madness: 22 November 2007(PSLE Results day.)
Time of madness:4.50am.
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Notes:
Miss Shermin Human Twinnie Snot Chocolate Ang Si Min was a enthusiastic, positive, exciting brown girl.She was loved by her teachers and friends, who were devastated when she was declared mad.She would never fail to leave the washroom without flushing the toilet as she thought the smell of her faeces was utterly delightful.As a girl, little did she know she would grow up to become an old lady with 29 cats, who one day decided to live in the sewers.Driven there by the smell of faeces, she packed her things and brought her 29 cats there the next day to live there.One of her cats, Mr Fluffy, decided to call the Police one day. Miss Shermin Human Twinnie Snot Chocolate Ang Si Min has checked into the mental hospital.Less people call to complain that an old cat lady pops out of the toilet bowl to say ''Hi . I love you. Bye!''repeatedly. Amen to that.

THIS DECLARATION IS COMPUTER PRINTED AND DOES NOT REQUIRE A SIGNAURE.